The Joys of being a sixth Former

Right now that i am officially on study leave, I have got shed loads of time at home to revise and prepare or my AS levels, but today, the 17th of May 2010 I decided to look back at the year gone by and arguably the most memorable incidents. Now for those of you, who don't know anything about me and are just reading this because you find it funny, firstly why? and secondly the thing you have to understand is that at my school, every lunchtime year twelves have got duties to stop the little bastards that are the lower school wondering around the corridors at lunchtime. Well this one time i was just sat on my stool by the double door opposite one of the science laboratories when this happened:

whilst on a duty one afternoon:

DT to random, Rather Mentally Fucked Child: where are you going?

RMFC: outside

DT not convinced: Right answer

RMFC and assorted retards, who are probably related to plants walk straight past the door

DT: OI! Get out

Rabble run away

DT pursues shouting catches up and gets in front of them then is pinned against wall by RMFC

RMFC: Get out of the way (well I assume that's what he said, I think it was English)

DT: Grow up (then realises that if he doesn't let rabble through he will probably get knifed...again)

lets rabble through

DT looks at Tom: Yeah thanks for the assist

TW: Oh I was waiting to see you get beaten then film it

DT throws TW a look

TW: Don't use that look on me I invented that look

seriously remind me why i am friends with this douche???, oh yeah because like him i am a total and utter social retard, who has made a complete mess of his school career and we are pretty much the only people that understand each other. Oh the joys of being a sixth former!