...Right first blog need to be funny, but factual, funny, but factual. Right well for the vast majority of people on the Internet, who don't know me my name is David. i live in the very boring and rather upper class parts of Gloucestershire. at the moment I am in year twelve at The Cotswold School, and have already decided what i want from life. to join the army as soon as i can. "No don't do it", "you'll die" i hear, or more likely "yeah, what was that David, have a nice time." so yeah completely loved there.
At the moment i am sat at the computer staring at, quite possibly the STUPIDEST fly i have ever seen trying to fly into my lamp and generally buggering it up. but hey, that is me being generally boring and rather easily amused.
played Hockey for the First time today. FUCK. there are some things that my body are not meant for, and hockey is quite possibly one of them!!! I mean I'm alright at it, but i really need to learn when to get out of the way of the fast moving solid object flying towards me at an alarming rate, all of this made slightly more pressurised, when it was pointed out to me that my girlfriend was stood at the side of the pitch watching with her friend.
oh yep and as if on que fall over straight on my arse, i wouldn't have minded, but it's an all weather pitch and now have MAJOR friction burns to my rear. ( any sympathy would be greatly appreciated) and just before you get excited no, i don't have one of these amazing video cameras that i only have to point in the general direction of east and the film will be on the internet, so sorry about that, but don't be alarmed by this i will still post things that i find funny here. ok well that's about it for now. Right now where do I click?
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