Seriously, Footballers

Right firstly i want to apologise for not writing anything for ages, but i really couldn't be bothered! This is here only because i decided i was bored with writing an English essay, and wanted something else to do. So being a teenage boy, my thoughts soon drifted to Cheryl Cole, or Cheryl Tweedy, as she will soon be known, Oh Ashley, you really are a complete and utter noobe! seriously you know when you are completely and utterly insane, when you have a wife as completely and utterly unbelieveable as Cheryl Cole, then you go and have an affair with someone else! Three words to completely and utterly tantalise a premiership footballer are "French, (bear with me) Underwear, (see) Model". Well Cheryl if you are reading this (which i really hope you are), give us a call, leave a comment and i will get back to you.